I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light
Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you
It don't matter if you snack all night

A million chicken bones are under my bed
A pile of twinkie wrappers all 'round my head
Jelly doughnuts to the left of me
Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right
Right, yeah, if you don't mind the calories
It don't matter if you snack all night

• 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
• Another One Rides The Bus
• Baby Likes Burping
• Belvedere Cruising
• Born to Be Mild
• Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
• Chicken Pot Pie
• Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Quot;Yankovic
• Crampton Comes Alive
• Dead Car Battery Blues
• Fast Food
• Fatter
• Flatbush Avenue
• Free Delivery
• Gee, I'm a Nerd
• Gotta Boogie
• Gravy on You
• Green Eggs & Ham
• Happy Birthday
• Hit Me With a Rock
• Holiday Greetings 1987
• Holiday Greetings 1988
• I'll Be Mellow when I'm Dead
• I'll Repair for You
• If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
• It's Still Billy Joel to Me
• Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
• Laundry Day
• Leisure Suit Serenade
• Matter of Crust
• Never Met a Person as Wonderful as Me
• Nobody Here but Us Frogs
• Pacman
• Polka Patterns
• School Cafeteria - Version 1
• School Cafeteria - Version 2
• Snack All Night
• Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut
• Such a Groovy Guy
• Take Me Down
• Take Me to The Liver
• Take The & Quot;L & Quot;Out of Liver
• The Ballad of Kent Marlow
• The Check's in The Mail
• Title of The Song in Question
• We Got The Beef
• Which Backstreet Boy is Gay
• Won't Eat Prunes Again
• Yoda Chant
• You Don't Take Your Showers