When I'm five
I will wash my face me hands all by myself
When I'm five
I will chew and spit tabacco like my grandfather jones
'cause I'm only four and five is far away

When I'm five
I will read the magazines in mummy's drawer
When I'm five
I will walk behind the soldiers in the may day parade
'cause I'm only four and grown-ups walk too fast

Yesterday was horrid day, 'cause raymond kicked my shin
And mummy says if I am good, she'll let me go to school in august
Daddy shouted loud at mummy and I dropped my toast at breakfast
And I laughed when bonzo licked my face, because it tickled
I wonder why my daddy cries and how I wish that I was nearly five

When I'm five
I will catch a butterfly and eat it and I won't be sick
When I'm five
I will jump in puddles, laugh in church and marry my mum
And I'll let my daddy do the washing-up

If I close one eye, the people on that side can't see me
I get headaches in the morning and I rode on freddie's tricycle
And everywhere was funny, when I ran down to the sweetshop
Then I fell and bleeded-up my knee and everybody soppied me

I saw a photograph of jesus and I asked him if he'd make me five
I saw a photograph of jesus and I asked him if he'd make me five
When I'm five
When I'm five
When I'm oah

• & Quot;Helden & Quot ;
• 1917
• 1984/do Do
• A Big Hurt
• A Foggy Day
• Absolute Beginners
• After Today
• Alabama Song
• All Saints
• All The Young Dudes
• Amazing
• Amlapura
• Amsterdam
• As The World Falls Down
• Ashes to Ashes
• Baal's Hymn
• Baby Can Dance
• Baby Universal
• Ballad of The Adventurers
• Better Wrong
• Bleed Like a Crazed, Day
• Buddha of Suburbia
• Buss Stop
• Buzz The Fuzz
• Chilly Down
• Columbine
• Conversation Piece
• Crack City
• Crystal Japan
• Dancing in The Street
• David Bowie's Revolutionary Song
• Dead Against It
• Dirty Song
• Do Do
• Don't Be Afraid
• Even a Fool Learns to Love
• Everything is You
• Footstompin'
• Girls
• Goodbye Mr. Ed
• Gunman
• Hammerhead
• Heaven's in Here
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Holy Holy
• How Lucky You Are
• I Can't Read
• I Pray Ole
• I'm a Laser
• If There is Something
• It's Gonna Be Me
• It's Hard to Be a Saint in The City
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• Julie
• Jump They Say[Alt Mix]
• Knock on Wood
• Lieb Mis Bis Dienstag-love You Till Tuesday
• Lightning Fightning
• Little Toy Soldier
• London Bye Ta-ta
• Looking for Lester
• Love Song
• Lover to The Dawn
• Lust for Life
• Magic Dance
• My Death
• Nightclubbing
• Nothing to Be Desired
• One Shot
• Over The Wall We Go
• Peace on Earth - Little Drummer Boy
• People from Bad Homes
• Planet of Dreams
• Pretty Pink Rose
• Pretty Thing
• Prisoner of Love
• Ragazzo Solo, Ragazza Sola
• Real Cool World
• Remembering Marie a.
• Right on Mother
• Round & Round
• Run
• Rupeat The Riley
• Sacrifice Yourself
• Sex & The Church
• Shadow Man
• Shoppong for Girls
• Silver Treetop School for Boys
• Some Are
• Sorry
• South Horizon
• Stateside
• Sweet Head
• That's a Promise
• That's Motivation
• The Drowned Girl
• The King of Stamford Hill
• The Mirror
• The Mysteries
• The Wedding
• This is Not America
• Threepenny Pierrot
• Tin Machine
• Tired of My Life
• Under Pressure
• Under The God
• Underground
• Underground[Long Version]
• Untitled No. 1
• Velvet Goldmine
• Video Crime
• Volare
• Waiting for The Man
• We Shall Go to Town
• When I'm Five
• When The Wind Blows
• White Light, White Heat
• Who Can I Be Now
• Within You
• Working Class Hero
• You Belong in Rock N' Roll
• You Can't Talk