I am a happy bachelor and i
Know lots of pretty girls
Single and ready
No ties and i
Know lots of pretty girls

I like the tall ones
I like the short ones
Simple as 1, 2, 3
I like the skinny ones
I like the chubby ones
I'm happy as I can be

I like the tall ones
I like the short ones
Simple as 1, 2, 3
I like the skinny ones
I like the chubby ones
I'm happy as I can be

Come to the dance
Bring your favorite girl
We'll all have a good time
Singing and swinging to every song
We'll all have a good time

Dance with the tall ones
Dance with the short ones
Simple as 1, 2, 3
You take skinny one
I'll take the chubby ones
I'm happy as I can be

La la la....

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