He was an old-time cowboy, don't you understand his eyes were sharp as razor blades his face was leather tan his toes were pointed inward from a-hangin' on a horse he was an old philosopher, of
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He was so thin I swear you could have used him for a whip he had to drink a beer to keep his britches on his hips I knew I had to ask him about the mysteries of life he spit between his boots and he replied

It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

He smiled and all his teeth were covered with tobacco stains he said, it don't do men no good to pray for peace and rain. peace and rain is just a way to say prosperity, and buffalo chips is all it means to me.

I told him I was a poet, I was lookin' for the truth I do not care for horses, whiskey, women or the loot I said I was a writer, my soul was all on fire he looked at me an' he said, you are a liar.

It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

Well, I was disillusioned, if I say the least I grabbed him by the collar and I jerked him to his feet there was something cold and shiny layin' by my head so I started to believe the things he said

Well, my poet days are over and I'm back to being me as I enjoy the peace and comfort of reality if my boy ever asks me what it is that I have learned I think that I will readily affirm

It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money (repeat 2x)

• A Picture of Your Mother
• Ballad of Forty Dollars
• Beer Drinker's Waltz
• Candy in The Window
• Don't Forget The Coffee Billy Joe
• Faster Horses
• Fox on The Run
• Gimme Peace
• I Flew Over Our House Last Night
• I Like Beer
• I Love
• I Washed My Face in The Morning Dew
• I'm Not Ready Yet
• Magnificent Music Machine
• Old Dogs, Children & Watermelon Wine
• One of The Mysteries of Life
• Pamela Brown
• Ravishing Ruby
• She Gave Her Heart to Jethro
• Sneaky Snake
• Souvenirs
• Spokane Motel Blues
• That's How I Got to Memphis
• The Monkey That Became President
• The Old Side of Town
• The Son of Clayton Delaney
• Turn It On, Turn It On, Turn It On