The edison museum, not open to the public
Its haunted towers rise into the clouds above
Folks drive in from out of town
To gaze in amazement when they see it

Just outside the gate I look into the courtyard
Underneath the gathering thunderstorm
Through the iron bars, I see the black maria
Revolving slowly in it's platform
In the topmost tower, the lights burn dim
A coiling filament glowing within

The edison museum, once a bustling factory
Today is but a darkened cobweb covered hive of industry
The tallest, widest and most famous haunted mansion in new jersey

Behind a wooden door, the voice of thomas alva
Recites a poem on a phonograph
Ghosts float up the stairs, like silent moving pictures
The loyal phantoms of his in house staff
A wondrous place it is, there can be no doubt
But no one ever goes in, and no one ever goes out

The edison museum, not open to the public
Its haunted towers rise into the clouds above it
The oldest, greatest and most famous haunted mansion in new jersey

• 25 O'clock
• Another First Kiss
• Bangs
• Brainwashin' Our Fighting Boys
• Bread Hair
• Christmas Cards
• Concrete & Clay
• Confusing The Mind
• Counterfeit Faker
• Cupid
• Cyclops Rock
• Dont Know Why It Takes That Long
• Drink!
• Edison Museum
• Finished With Lies
• Hell Hotel
• Hi Honey I'm Home
• Hiya
• Hopeless Bleak Despair
• House of Mayors
• Hovering Sombrero
• How Much Cake Can You Eat
• I Am Not Your Broom
• I Blame You
• I Find It Hard to Believe
• I Might Be Giants Too
• I Need Some Lovin
• I've Got a Fang
• Inside The Puppet Head
• Living Doll
• Lullaby to Nightmares
• Maine
• Man, It's So Loud in Here
• Mario Speaks
• Maybe I Know
• Mink Car
• Moving to The Sun
• Mrs Cinderella
• My Man
• Nevada
• Next Plane to London
• Not Too Clear Not Too Long
• O Tannenbaum
• Older
• On The Drag
• One More Parade
• Operators Are Standing By
• Operators Are Standingby
• Oregon
• Pennsylvania
• Rat Patrol
• Reprehensible
• Sensurround
• She Thinks She's Edith Head
• South Carolina
• Stormy Pinkness
• Summer Breeze
• The Edison Museum
• The Feel Good Sublet
• The King of Wingo
• The Power of Tmbg Dial a Song
• The Writings on The Wall
• Theres a New Song Every Hour
• Token Back to Brooklyn
• Unforgotten
• Until My Head Falls Off
• We Just Go Nuts at Christmastime
• We Love All The People
• Welcome to The Jungle
• When Tornados Take Over The World
• Wicked Little Critta
• Will You Love Me in December as You Do in May
• Working Undercover for The Man
• Yeh Yeh