Okay, okay, settle down everyone. okay, please, please.
Alright, it's showtime everyone. listen, I've got a story to tell.
When I first accepted the job as personal manager and stylist for they might be giants, the boys said:
Mario, integrity is everything! you keep the money. we'll live on love--the love we have for sophisticated head-bobbing music!
But I told them, you guys are gonna have to change everything! flansburgh, you need new clothes. that fringe jacket and platform shoes thing is completeley out! and linnell, shave the beard and get yourself a hair transplant. maybe an accordion would be good. I don't know.
Boy, were those guys mad at me. but it's all water under the bridge, now. I'll tell ya, my boys have crossed over with a look and sound all my own. I guess you could say I made them, but I prefer to think I simply own them.
Ladies and gentlemen, my boys, the only band that refuses to be a force to be reckoned with, those twin quasars of rock, let's give a warm round of applause for they might be giants!

• 25 O'clock
• Another First Kiss
• Bangs
• Brainwashin' Our Fighting Boys
• Bread Hair
• Christmas Cards
• Concrete & Clay
• Confusing The Mind
• Counterfeit Faker
• Cupid
• Cyclops Rock
• Dont Know Why It Takes That Long
• Drink!
• Edison Museum
• Finished With Lies
• Hell Hotel
• Hi Honey I'm Home
• Hiya
• Hopeless Bleak Despair
• House of Mayors
• Hovering Sombrero
• How Much Cake Can You Eat
• I Am Not Your Broom
• I Blame You
• I Find It Hard to Believe
• I Might Be Giants Too
• I Need Some Lovin
• I've Got a Fang
• Inside The Puppet Head
• Living Doll
• Lullaby to Nightmares
• Maine
• Man, It's So Loud in Here
• Mario Speaks
• Maybe I Know
• Mink Car
• Moving to The Sun
• Mrs Cinderella
• My Man
• Nevada
• Next Plane to London
• Not Too Clear Not Too Long
• O Tannenbaum
• Older
• On The Drag
• One More Parade
• Operators Are Standing By
• Operators Are Standingby
• Oregon
• Pennsylvania
• Rat Patrol
• Reprehensible
• Sensurround
• She Thinks She's Edith Head
• South Carolina
• Stormy Pinkness
• Summer Breeze
• The Edison Museum
• The Feel Good Sublet
• The King of Wingo
• The Power of Tmbg Dial a Song
• The Writings on The Wall
• Theres a New Song Every Hour
• Token Back to Brooklyn
• Unforgotten
• Until My Head Falls Off
• We Just Go Nuts at Christmastime
• We Love All The People
• Welcome to The Jungle
• When Tornados Take Over The World
• Wicked Little Critta
• Will You Love Me in December as You Do in May
• Working Undercover for The Man
• Yeh Yeh