Get out of my way,

Can't you see I'm from l.a.?

Yeah, I met slash, I've got a rose tattoo

I bet I know way more people than you


I just love this town,

My girlfriend 84 pounds

Met her at the cathouse where I get in for free

She pays the rent while I watch t.v.


When we go out tonight,

Gotta get my hair just right

Tight black pants and blue suede shoes

I'll get my picture in rock city news


Gotta get those flyers out,

Might meet a talent scout

And he will talk contracts with me

My fame and fortune and mtv

• Brain Constipation
• Cheese
• El Lay
• Food, Sex, & Ewe
• Gonoherpasyphlilaids
• Green Corn
• I Don't Want You Around
• Just The Flu
• New Boobs
• Nowhere
• Shower Days
• The Malachi Crunch
• The Moron Brothers
• Together on The Sand
• Where's My Slice?