Staying home is not rally an option
For alcoholics living in Manhattan
Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment?
It's a bit smaller than a glove compartment
For all my friends in New York, the next 10 rounds are on me
New Yorkers have the most familiar faces
And they do their drugs in the most public places
Every week an old friend shows up, surprise
And wants my friends to stay up for the sunrise
Hello Max, Johnny, John, Omar
Hello sun, goodbye Niagara Bar
How many times can you listen to Blondie,
The Clash, The Ramones, and that Strokes song?
How many people can we fit in a bathroom?
That Ryan Adams guy is fucking crazy
To Pete, Brian, and Jimmy G, the next ten lines are on me

• All My Friends In New York
• Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
• Benny Got Blowed Up
• California Гњber Alice
• Civil Defense
• Cool And Unusual Punishment
• Fan Mail
• Fungus
• Getting High On The Down Low
• Golden Boys
• I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion
• I Am Going To Hell For This One
• I, Melvin
• Insulted By Germans (Again)
• Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
• Last Night Was Really Fun?
• Leaving Jesusland
• No Way
• One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
• Teenage Punching Bag
• The Man I Killed
• There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
• What Now Herb?
• You Will Lose Faith
• You're Wrong
• Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car