You better take your watch off
When around large machinery
You better hide your wallet
If you plan to sleep with theives
Don't forget your bullet-proof vest
The next time you pick a fight with a guard
And if you work with unstable objects
Wear a hat that's hard

Chorus
It's simple tips like these
That keep you safe from injuries
The surgeon general should do his part:
Warning, beware, be careful - fragile heart

Take out your contact lenses
If you drive through a dust storm
Look both ways before crossing
The freeway of any legal form
Take off your antique jewelry
The next time you jump into a chlorinated pool
And don't forget, build a fence around your heart
The next time you give it to a fool

Chorus

Take your socks off the heater, man
You know they're gonna get burned
Don't lend out your favourite pair of pliers
Unless you're sure they'll get returned
You would not give a shiny medal
To someone who don't work for it
So do not give of yourself
To one who won't adore it

Chorus

Transcribed by silver kat

• 1,000 Miles Away
• 501 Beauty Queen
• A Housewife's Revenge
• A Very Big Girl
• Abcd
• Afraid It's Too Late
• Ain't No Lookin Back
• All by Myself
• All The Animals
• Angel Needs a Ride
• Be Still My Little Heart
• Because I Love You
• Been Down So Long
• Behind The Wall
• Billy
• Boy Needs a Bike
• Breaking Up
• Buttercup
• Can't Take My Soul
• Carnivore
• Chime Bells
• Circle Song
• Closer to Fine
• Cold Song
• Comfortably Numb
• Cruise Control
• Daddy She's a Goddess
• Dance Between Two Women
• Dancing Barefoot
• Down
• Down at The Bridge
• Electric Fan
• Emily
• Everything Breaks Sometime
• Fade Away
• Flower
• Fly to Me Angel
• Food Stamp Love
• Fragile Flame
• Fragile Heart
• God's Gift to Women
• Goodwill Store
• Have a Little Faith in Me
• Here when Gone
• His Pleasure is My Pain
• Hotel Angel
• I Don't Care
• I Hate Valentine's Day
• I Thought I Saw You Last Night
• I've Got The Blues More Than You Do Blues
• If This is What Love Is
• Impala
• In a Woman's Life
• Intro
• Jessica
• Just Passing Time
• Just So Happens
• Kiss Your Ass
• Lasciatemi Morire
• Last Dance Rodeo
• Let It Rip, Let It Fly
• Let Them In
• Life's a Great Big Mystery Show
• Little Bird Song
• Louisa & Her Blue Guitar
• Making Me Blue
• Mamma's Little Hero
• Marital Carnival
• Memoirs of a Housewife
• Money
• Moon Over Austin
• My Fish Family
• My Own Private God's Gift to Women
• Need a Piece of Your Love Machine
• Nicotine Love
• Nikos
• No More Heartaches
• One Left Shoe
• Poem Song
• Quiet Warrior
• Race Car Driver
• Rocker Girl
• Run Tonto Run
• See Sassy
• She Cries
• Silver Lining
• Silver Satin Wings
• Spivy Leeks
• Star Child
• Stranger Enter from The East
• Studies in Love #12
• Styrofoam Dream
• Summer Home in Your Arms
• Summertime
• Sunshine Superman
• Swedish Song
• The Man Who's Already Gone
• The Water is Wide
• Tiny Love Spaces
• Too Darn Hot
• Train Song
• Under The Water
• Unsung in Your Eyes
• V-12 Cadillac
• Walk Away
• Weeping Tree
• What Matters is The Heart
• When I Was With You
• Winter Song
• Without You by My Side
• Yo
• You Make Lovin' Fun
• You're in Cleveland Today