Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Female soprano:
Broth reminds me of nuns.

Chorus:
( nuns... nuns...)

Female soprano:
I see them smashing with rulers
Disciplining munchkin cretins.
Tortured munchkins, tortured munchkins
I wish irish catholic victims.
Little green scratchy sweaters,
Little green scratchy ones
And courderoy ponce.
Courderoy ponce
And green scratchy munchkin.
I wish irish catholic victims.
Munchkins get me hot.
Munchkins get me get me hot.

Hot! gets her real hot.

• A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
• Centerville
• Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
• Dental Hygeine Dilemma
• Dew on The Newts We Got
• Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
• Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
• I'm Stealing The Towels
• Janet's Big Dance Number
• Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce
• Lonesome Cowboy Burt
• Mystery Roach
• Penis Dimension
• Redneck Eats
• Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
• She Painted up Her Face
• Strictly Genteel
• The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
• The Girl's Dream
• The Lad Searches The Night for His Newts
• The Sealed Tuna Bolero
• This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
• Tuna Fish Promenade
• What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
• Would You Like a Snack?