Heeeey! hey! hey! hey!

Well everyone you meet,
In the pubs and on the street
Is touch sensitive.

Don't frown and you're a creep
If you smile you're a liar
If you don't say it's bitter cold
You're drunken, too.

{hey! hey! hey! hey! .... hey! hey! hey! hey!}

They say what about the money?
But I think that I'm industry [in the street? ]
I think they've got a bloody cheeck.
I'm livin' in a pawnshop weekly
[in delia's]
What don't want a little kip

Yeah!

{they're touch sensitive.}

{hey! hey! hey! hey!)

Touch sensitive
Old people worry about the milk
But in the street they call you filth.

Houses line up
Volume tremors
Pass down your barber till your carrot speaks
Stand back and laugh.
You are burstin' for a pee

So you go behind a tree
Two coppers followed safe
That as will be the end
The best thing is to stay home
And have a wank.

• 2 by 4
• Arid Al's Dream
• Australians in Europe
• Backdrop
• Bingo-master's Breakout
• Birthday
• Blood Outta Stone
• Bug Day
• Butterflies 4 Brains
• C'n'c - Peel Session
• C. R. E. E. P.
• Calendar
• City Hobgoblins
• Clear Off!
• Cloud of Black
• Copped It
• Craigness
• Cruisers Creek
• Deadbeat Descendant
• Disney's Dream Debased
• Don't Take The Pizza
• Dr Buck's Letter
• Draygo's Guilt
• Dresden Dolls
• Ed's Babe
• Elf Prefix
• Elves
• Entitled
• Fantastic Life
• Glam Racket / Star
• God Box
• H. O. W.
• Hard Life in Country
• Hey Luciani!
• Hey! Marc Riley!
• Hot Aftershave Bop
• How I Wrote & Quot;Elastic Man & Quot ;
• I'm Into Cb
• It's The New Thing!
• Ivanhoes Two Pence
• Jingle Bell Rock
• Kicker Conspiracy
• Kimble
• Last Orders
• Lay of The Land
• Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
• Look Know
• Lucifer Over Lancashire
• Ludd Gang
• M. H. 's Jokes
• Mark'll Sink Us
• Medical Acceptance Gate
• Mere Pseud Mag Ed - Live Version
• Mess of My
• Neighborhood of Infinity
• No Bulbs
• Noel's Chemical Effluence
• Oh! Brother
• Passable
• Pat-trip Dispenser
• Pinball Machine
• Plug Myself In
• Psycho-mafia
• Psykick Dance Hall #2 -single Version
• Pumpkin Head Xscapes
• Putta Block
• Repetition
• Scareball
• Second Dark Age
• Simon, Dave John
• Slang King
• Slates, Slags Etc
• Sleep Debt Snatches
• Squid Law
• Stephen Song
• Stepping Out
• Ten Points
• The City Never Sleeps
• The Classical
• The Legend of Xanadu
• The Man Whose Head Expanded
• Theme from Error-orrori
• Three Points
• Totally Wired
• Touch Sensitive
• Village Bug
• Wigan Soul Poem
• Wings
• Words of Expectation
• Xmas With Simon
• Zagreb