Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner weighing in at 131 pounds
I'm sorry correction, 126 pounds, the girl that broke my heart.
Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile
Draws me in every time

Someone call a medic cause I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target
Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the f-ing bell would ring

Let's get ready for verse #2
The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me
to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
'Cept I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the f-ing bell would ring

7 8 9 10 Knockout

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world and I'm begging to be

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the f-ing bell would ring

• 1985
• A-Hole
• Almost
• Belgium
• Down For The Count
• Friends O' Mine
• Get Happy
• Last Call Casualty
• My Hometown
• Next Ex-Girlfriend
• Ohio
• Ohio (Come Back To Texas)
• Really Might Be Gone
• Ridiculous (Looking Up)
• Sad Sad Situation
• Shut-Up And Smile
• Smoothie King
• Somebody Get My Mom
• Trucker Hat
• Two-Seater